Chicken Nugget Connoisseur needed for B&M Market (England)

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Here's a reproduction of the article (http://people.com/food/chicken-nuggets-connoisseur-taste-tester-job/):

Forget the Whole 30 or any other diet resolution you’ve made this year, the time has come to apply for your dream job.

B&M, a supermarket chain in England, is now hiring a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur. “You’ll want to take a bite out of this, as we’re looking for a tasty new individual, who’ll be worth their weight in…food,” reads the job description.

It goes on to say that they are looking to expand their range of products to include new “fresh and frozen” items in a selection of stores nationwide, and are in need of a person to taste test the nuggets before they commit. The position is unfortunately temporary.

The company asks that qualified applicants engage in daily activities like ordering the share box of 20 chicken nuggets at McDonald’s and keeping it all for yourself; being the first in the office kitchen when there’s free food; and solely attending events because you know food will be there.

Here's a reproduction of the job posting:

Chicken Nugget Connoisseur

  • Location: Merseyside
  • Date Posted: 12 Jan 2018
  • Vacancy Type: Temporary
Chicken Nugget Connoisseur

Looking for a new challenge to tuck into in 2018?

You’ll want to take a bite out of this, as we’re looking for a tasty new individual, who’ll be worth their weight in… food.

B&M is currently one of the fastest growing discount retailers and we’re always looking to expand our range of products. Next month we’ll be launching a brand new fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.

To help us ensure that the range is the best in the country we’re offering one lucky person the chance to taste test some of our range.

Do you think you have relevant experience? – experience can include, but is not limited to:

  • Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself
  • Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
  • That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
  • Going to an event or party because there is free food
  • You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
  • You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
The successful individual will receive £25 vouchers monthly to spend on fresh and frozen food in their local B&M store and can share their feedback with the B&M buying to help evolve the range.

Just like a good steak, this opportunity is rare and shouldn’t be diced with. If you think this is your calling please upload a paragraph on why you think you deserve the opportunity and what relevant experiences you have (where it says upload CV).
 
A US brand of potato chips. Not fries - very thin sliced potatoes - seasoned and fried or baked. Google Zapps Potato Chips. A bad for you snack that taste SOOOO GOOD. Forget about diet or healthy eating. Pure decadence!
What we call crisps. At least, that is how they look. We have lots of types here and I always have packets around for snacks for the kids. I like them too sometimes. They are sold in Pubs here, traditionally, too.
 
You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
Sorry, chips, cooked properly are nicer than curly fries. Or any fries for that matter!
 
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