The Christmas Cracker Jokes Thread

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I love these, but sadly our crackers didn’t have jokes in them this year! We got trivia facts instead, but they weren’t very good.

I did get a tiny, adorable tree-shaped cookie cutter in my cracker which my father has already decided he will use next year for the tops of the mince tarts.
 
Herbaceous said:
I love these, but sadly our crackers didn’t have jokes in them this year! We got trivia facts instead, but they weren’t very good.

I did get a tiny, adorable tree-shaped cookie cutter in my cracker which my father has already decided he will use next year for the tops of the mince tarts.
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The crackers we have our eye on for next year all contain little festive cookie cutters. Going out Sunday to see if they’re on clearance.
 
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