Ellyn
Guru
Okay, I'm not being quite that harsh to myself--but I just couldn't resist a pun.
I was just thinking about how people say that something is life-changing by saying, "the best thing since sliced bread" but it's not actually that difficult to slice bread. It's slightly more effortful to make breadcrumbs out of stale bread, but fortunately I've seen packets of that around the supermarket too.
Which got me wondering... weren't breadcrumbs leftovers? Wasn't stale bread?
I'm sure there are people who still make bread pudding or croutons to save otherwise good food from the rubbish bin from genuine neglected food. I admire you, instinctive, improvisational masters that you are. I tend to get stuck on a recipe, though.
I suppose it's sort of like how one of my mother's friends is insanely--well, inanely, I must say--wealthy and privileged, and sure, she has her own personal dramas that can be sympathetic...and she loves to bake! But when she's working on a pie crust, she scallops the edges and talks about how she read about peasants designing their pies that way, just folding the edge of the crust over that way instead of cutting it off, because they didn't want to waste food. The way she says it, it comes off like, "Isn't poverty so adorable? The funny, cute little ways that poor people develop! How quaint! How charming!" Part of me wants to tell her--Lady, just make a lattice top-crust. You're embarrassing me somehow with your peasant-edged pies.
Another part of me sort of recognizes this tendency in myself, when it comes to breadcrumbs.
Anyone else feel this way?
As it happens, I've found that manually crushed large breadcrumbs, whether from bagels or croutons (or even real authentic stale bread) make for a fluffier burger mix-in because it gets spongy as it soaks up the meat juices. I think breadcrumbs as in store-bought breadcrumbs just dry out the mix. Or maybe it's just my imagination, and the real secret is to add milk or something to keep burgers soft.
I was just thinking about how people say that something is life-changing by saying, "the best thing since sliced bread" but it's not actually that difficult to slice bread. It's slightly more effortful to make breadcrumbs out of stale bread, but fortunately I've seen packets of that around the supermarket too.
Which got me wondering... weren't breadcrumbs leftovers? Wasn't stale bread?
I'm sure there are people who still make bread pudding or croutons to save otherwise good food from the rubbish bin from genuine neglected food. I admire you, instinctive, improvisational masters that you are. I tend to get stuck on a recipe, though.
I suppose it's sort of like how one of my mother's friends is insanely--well, inanely, I must say--wealthy and privileged, and sure, she has her own personal dramas that can be sympathetic...and she loves to bake! But when she's working on a pie crust, she scallops the edges and talks about how she read about peasants designing their pies that way, just folding the edge of the crust over that way instead of cutting it off, because they didn't want to waste food. The way she says it, it comes off like, "Isn't poverty so adorable? The funny, cute little ways that poor people develop! How quaint! How charming!" Part of me wants to tell her--Lady, just make a lattice top-crust. You're embarrassing me somehow with your peasant-edged pies.
Another part of me sort of recognizes this tendency in myself, when it comes to breadcrumbs.
Anyone else feel this way?
As it happens, I've found that manually crushed large breadcrumbs, whether from bagels or croutons (or even real authentic stale bread) make for a fluffier burger mix-in because it gets spongy as it soaks up the meat juices. I think breadcrumbs as in store-bought breadcrumbs just dry out the mix. Or maybe it's just my imagination, and the real secret is to add milk or something to keep burgers soft.