B.I.T.E. Index

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Around 500 people a year need hospital treatment because of biscuit injuries.

The study by Mindlab found 29 per cent of adults had been splashed or scalded by hot drinks while dunking or trying to fish the remnants from hot tea.

They also found 28 per cent had choked on crumbs and 10 per cent had broken a tooth or filling biting a biccy.

More unusually, three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit and seven per cent were bitten by a pet or "other wild animal" trying to get their biscuit.

One man ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.

Where does your favourite biscuit fall on here?
Mindlab have now devised a Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation, or B.I.T.E.

The Danger list in full.
Custard Cream 5.64
Cookie 4.34
Choc Biscuit Bar (eg: Rocky) 4.12
Wafer 3.74
Rich Tea 3.45
Bourbon 3.44
Oat Biscuit 3.31
Digestive 3.14
Ginger Nut 2.99
Shortbread 2.90
Caramel Shortcake 2.76
Nice Biscuit 2.27
Iced Biscuits/Party Rings 2.16
Chocolate Finger 1.38
Jaffa Cakes 1.16
 
I'm surprised Jaffa Cakes are so low on the list. I'm guessing because it's softer than the others so less mishaps?
 
As I am a health and safety rep for our company I will advise my staff to dunk their biscuits in a warm beverage to limit injury to minor scalds,
 
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