Yorky
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Eating in the Fifties in UK
Pasta had not been invented.
Curry was a surname.
A takeaway was a mathematical problem.
A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.
Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas.
All crisps were plain. You could decide whether to add salt or not.
A Chinese chippy was a foreign carpenter.
Rice was a milk pudding. Never, ever part of a main dish.
A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.
Brown bread was something only poor people ate.
Oil was for lubricating. Lard was for cooking.
Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves. They were never green.
Coffee was Camp. And it came in a bottle.
Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.
Only Heinz made beans.
Fish didn’t have fingers.
Eating raw fish was called poverty. Not sushi.
We had never heard of yoghurt.
Healthy food consisted of anything edible.
People who didn’t peel potatoes were considered lazy.
Indian restaurants were only found in India.
Cooking outside was called camping.
Seaweed was not a recognised food.
“Kebab” was not even a word, never mind food.
Sugar was regarded as being “White Gold”.
Prunes were medicinal.
Muesli was readily available. It was called cattle feed.
Pineapple came in chucks in a tin. No-one had seen a real one.
Water came out of a tap. If anyone had suggested bottling it and charging more for it than petrol, they would
have been a laughing stock.
The one thing we never had on the table was our elbows!
Pasta had not been invented.
Curry was a surname.
A takeaway was a mathematical problem.
A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.
Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas.
All crisps were plain. You could decide whether to add salt or not.
A Chinese chippy was a foreign carpenter.
Rice was a milk pudding. Never, ever part of a main dish.
A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.
Brown bread was something only poor people ate.
Oil was for lubricating. Lard was for cooking.
Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves. They were never green.
Coffee was Camp. And it came in a bottle.
Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.
Only Heinz made beans.
Fish didn’t have fingers.
Eating raw fish was called poverty. Not sushi.
We had never heard of yoghurt.
Healthy food consisted of anything edible.
People who didn’t peel potatoes were considered lazy.
Indian restaurants were only found in India.
Cooking outside was called camping.
Seaweed was not a recognised food.
“Kebab” was not even a word, never mind food.
Sugar was regarded as being “White Gold”.
Prunes were medicinal.
Muesli was readily available. It was called cattle feed.
Pineapple came in chucks in a tin. No-one had seen a real one.
Water came out of a tap. If anyone had suggested bottling it and charging more for it than petrol, they would
have been a laughing stock.
The one thing we never had on the table was our elbows!