Sandra Piddock
Guru
As I'm posting here, Tony's on his own laptop, watching Tommy Cooper on YouTube. The skit he's just done was about restaurant complaints and waiter's responses, and these cracked me up:
Tommy: This chicken has one leg longer than the other.
Waiter: Does it matter? You're eating it, not dancing with it.
Tommy: This lobster only has one claw.
Waiter: It's been in a fight.
Tommy: Well take it away and bring me the winner!
Tommy: What type of soup is this?
Waiter: It's bean soup.
Tommy: I didn't ask what it's been - what is it now?
Okay, I'll laugh at anything when it's hot like this. What about you? Do you have any jokes about restaurant complaints to share?
Tommy: This chicken has one leg longer than the other.
Waiter: Does it matter? You're eating it, not dancing with it.
Tommy: This lobster only has one claw.
Waiter: It's been in a fight.
Tommy: Well take it away and bring me the winner!
Tommy: What type of soup is this?
Waiter: It's bean soup.
Tommy: I didn't ask what it's been - what is it now?
Okay, I'll laugh at anything when it's hot like this. What about you? Do you have any jokes about restaurant complaints to share?