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flyinglentris

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What messages would you put in your home made Chinese Fortune Cookies?

Let me start with this one.

Placing expensive potted plants in front of house invites their disappearance
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A Cherry Pie cooling on an open window sill bates the ravens and crows.
 

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Your carefully crafted Sweets may not win you any great number of friends, except among ants.
 

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One must know whether a compliment about your cooking is a true compliment or a polite wish not to offend.
 

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I like this one... ;-)

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One should not drool or cough on food while producing a YouTube cooking video.
 
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Fried Breaded Chicken Skin is a poor way to build a reputation as a good cook.
 

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A pretty penny is the cost of a pretty meal.
 

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There are no secret ingredients in cook books.
 

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There is such a thing as too much Hot Pepper as an ingredient.
 

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A refrigerator door left open, is a source of waste.
 

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Burnt Toast can be salvaged in a scrape.
 

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Be this truth self evident - mold does not improve the flavor of food.
 
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