Post a lie about the poster above

[The Velvet Curtain]

This has worked well on other forums, so post an obvious untruth about the last poster in the thread. Clearly, nothing nasty, nothing crude, no politics and keep it silly.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

I'll start.

TVC invented the didgeridoo in 1978

 

[FowlersFreeTime]

The Velvet Curtain once tried to trademark a cocktail of the same name... but the artist formerly known as Prince filed an injunction

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Fowlers' encyclopedic knowledge of the New York bus timetable has won him national recognition.

 

[Morning Glory]

The Velvet Curtain once ate cuy in Peru (sorry Lullabelle).

 

[Backbay]

Security cameras recorded Morning Glory eating mass quantities of sweets and chocolates

 

[FowlersFreeTime]

Legend has it that Backbay was named after "Bull Back Bay", where they were discovered as a baby, curiously swaddled in a matador's cape...

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Fowlers played sax in the 1970s prog rock band Stanwell-Kleer, named after its two founding members. They had moderate success, but only one big hit, the oddly titled "Vehicle Reversing".

If you're interested, a rather grainy recording is on Youtube. Just search "Stanwell-Kleer, vehicle reversing"

 

[rascal]

TVC via a PM to me mentioned he was Leicester under 11 Champion swimmer.

Russ

 

[TastyReuben]

Despite claims to the contrary, Rascal actually eats potatoes for breakfast every morning.

 

[caseydog]

Tasty likes to wear women's clothing... wait, that's true. Tasty loves children, especially helping him in the Kitchen.

CD

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

Caseydog's cha-cha-cha is studied in dance schools across the globe.

 

[TastyReuben]

The Velvet Curtain once fought off a rabid mama grizzly bear with nothing but his charm and good looks.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

TastyReuben, a European stuck inside an American body.

 

[Morning Glory]

TastyReuben, a European stuck inside an American body.

That's not a lie.

The Velvet Curtain collects belly button lint. He likes to call it navel fluff.