What made you smile recently (2026)?
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A woman sent her husband out to buy some sewing thread, but he went down the pub all day and drank himself to death.
His epitaph read " Gone, but not for cotton".
His epitaph read " Gone, but not for cotton".
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Barriehie
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Don't I know that...
Barriehie
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Here it's those dam* phorid flies...
This happened at work today, and I don’t know why I laughed so hard, but I did:
Someone sent an email to about 400 people. It contained exactly two lines (paraphrasing):
If you’re receiving this email, you’re part of a group distribution list I’m cleaning up.
Please respond only if you wish to be removed from this list. Negative responses only, please. Thanks.
Simple enough, right?
Very first response:
Hi - I need to stay on this list. Thanks.
Someone sent an email to about 400 people. It contained exactly two lines (paraphrasing):
If you’re receiving this email, you’re part of a group distribution list I’m cleaning up.
Please respond only if you wish to be removed from this list. Negative responses only, please. Thanks.
Simple enough, right?
Very first response:
Hi - I need to stay on this list. Thanks.
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Double negatives strike again!
Barriehie
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One of those reply before reading, or thinking, peeps...This happened at work today, and I don’t know why I laughed so hard, but I did:
Someone sent an email to about 400 people. It contained exactly two lines (paraphrasing):
If you’re receiving this email, you’re part of a group distribution list I’m cleaning up.
Please respond only if you wish to be removed from this list. Negative responses only, please. Thanks.
Simple enough, right?
Very first response:
Hi - I need to stay on this list. Thanks.
Barriehie
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Exactly…and it was only two lines.One of those reply before reading, or thinking, peeps...
Barriehie
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I loved typing class. I took it only because I needed the credit for graduation and ended up enjoying it immensely, and it was a practical skill that has served me well ever since.
Funny thing…the teacher was Ms. Wozniak - about 50yo, 4’ 8”, page boy haircut, giant Coke-bottle glasses, a mustache, and a butt as wide as her desk, and teenage boys being how they sometimes are, I found her oddly, distractingly attractive!
Funny thing…the teacher was Ms. Wozniak - about 50yo, 4’ 8”, page boy haircut, giant Coke-bottle glasses, a mustache, and a butt as wide as her desk, and teenage boys being how they sometimes are, I found her oddly, distractingly attractive!