Processed meat scare
- Thread starter sidevalve
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Don't trust him!
Sounds delicious. Or something.
Why?Don't trust him!
You promised to send me crocodile meat but it never arrived!
It was alligator and it was signed for!
I never signed up for any alligator! Bad memory @morning glory!
The recipe required alligator, not crocodile. Has the neighbour been seen since?
How do you know what was in someone elses parcel?
I haven't seen that neighbour since (the one whose long thin parcel was delivered to me because he was out).
And the woman who picked it up from you?
Well. You have now reminded me that it was a rather puzzled woman who picked up the parcel. I don't think I have ever seen the bloke. Nor her, since.
They promised it'd be fresh!