Messing with Ringa!
My first month at Divers Unlimited, this piece of work Frank Ringa horned in and took over a sale I was working on. I would never make a customer uncomfortable by telling someone off in front of them. Now Frank was about 5'5" tall and probably weighed 135' soaking wet. I was about 180' and 5' 10", worked out and could bench press 400'. I pulled him aside and told him if you ever do that again, I'm going to stuff you in a trash can upside down. He never did that again. He looked like what his family business represented, morticians. One day he was filling some tanks at the fill station (the shop used a water bath that the tanks were submerged in while being filled). The wooden platform surrounding the fill station would often be very wet when we were busy. Now Frank goes to pull a tank out of the water bath and falls in head first. Next day there was a life ring hanging at the fill station with his name on it. Frank rides a bicycle to work. Everyone hated him. One day the guy who did scuba equipment repairs rigs up an adapter to attach to a garden hose with a tire fill adapter. He bleeds some air out of Franks tires and puts some water followed by air in them. Now once you start going you won't notice anything wrong, but when you apply the brakes the centrifugal force jerks the bike back and forth violently. Frank came back in the store after riding the bike screaming some choice words ending in "did this"? Everyone burst out laughing. He used to ask people walking in the door "Hi, I'm Frank want to by a tank?" I used to say, in his hearing range, "You get a free Ringa doll with every tank purchase."
The best one though was when he packed a couple of boxes of items to take down to the Marathon location when that store manager sent a list up. He had students for the afternoon boat trip. When he left for the night, we opened his boxes, nailing one to the platform deck and filling the other one with bricks, replacing the items on top and resealing the boxes. Next morning he comes in to pick up the boxes, grabs the one nailed to the deck and keeps tugging on it until the bottom rips out. By this time he is so bent out of shape he grabs the box full of bricks and wrestles it into his car, places the stuff from the other box in a new box at heads down to the Keys. Nothing that was originally in the boxes he put together weighed more than 5' between them. We called the store manager Dave and filled him in on what was going on. When Frank got there and pulled the boxes out of his car, Dave opened the one with the bricks in it and said "Dang it Frank, these aren't the bricks I ordered!" Later Dave told us that the look on Frank's face was priceless!