Like that sporty car that you been thinking about buying!! Hah!! Just kidding.
You don't want to know about that. For one I think I can get a rusty one for ten times that $1,400. I call it my roadripper. Long gone, smashed and gotten rid of but I didn't know what I had.
1970 Olds Toronado W-34
The only car to ever be considered a musclecar and a luxury car at the same time.
In Cleveland we have many roads that are blacktop over brick, it is only maybe 5" thick...? Well punching this thing out of the hole would tear some of it up. At first I didn't know what it was, all I knew is I heard like rocks hitting my car seemingly from underneath. Then later I saw the road. That splained it.
On the west side there was a part of I-90 not finished. I had moved from Lakewood and still hung there. Well I had this piece of road pretty much mapped, taking the right route you cna see off the bridges how it is coming. Then I saw it was doe enough. I slid that thing with the light just right and I could get tis huge car through, but I was a really good driver. Others couldn't do it without hitting the curb. And it stayed put, both actually, also the one where I wanted to get off of course.
So back then there was no caller ID, no call forwarding or waiting, not cells ? NOT EVEN CORDLESS MY MAN ! Leashed to the wall we was ! LOL
So, they called me. Remember they called me so they knew where I was. I took MY highway up there. It was then when I found out I still had a passing gear at 105MPH, I sh*t you not. Obviously I didn't drive 55.
They asked how I got there so fast. MWAHAHAHAA, wouldn't you like to know ?
All good things come to an end and eventually they opened it and I started getting tickets on it.
Later I got into a wreck with a lawyer on a motorcycle. Only $353,000. But we got the "right" lawyer, you do know what that means right ? He settled for a couple grand in payments.
I used to beat Vettes with that ting, lbut only small blocks.. Not a big block. Took lots of the trashmobiles, you know the Trans Ams and Camaros. I never found a Chrysler product I coudn't beat but I didn't get around to all of them. There was a Super Bee in the hood but some (_|_)hole busted the window out. His GF's brother. I think I could have taken that even though it was big, it was a low block. I also raced few Fords, some of them run.
No foreign cars either. I consider them in a different class. they don't weight anything so they can go as fast with 75HP as we can with twice that. Not quite like a motorcycle. Oh, never raced any of them either, >schmardt !<
You know those crotch rockets ? If you know the area and what you're doing you CAN get away from the cops, radio or not.
Anyway, that's my car story from XX/XX/XX to XX/XX/XX.
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