Christmas 2025.

We got our Christmas tree from Lowes, very low stock at the moment, but afterwards I saw a bunch of trees on the ground, they were covered, not quite ready for sale.
 
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Only 15 days to go and I still have to face a challenge far worse, far more dangerous, far more frightening than spending a week in a tropical jungle. Once more, I have to venture into the unknown, to boldly go where no idiot has boldly gone before; to the edges of the universe. I shall have to stock up with adequate provisions, wear stout boots and venture forth into uncharted territory, exposing myself to possible life-threatening situations, where manifold dementors will test my will to the limits.
Yes, I've got to do some Christmas shopping... :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
"Can I help you sir? Would you like some help? Anything I can help you with? Why don't you come with me and I'll show you? This one is absolutely our best-seller, at only $450! I've got some new stock just in, if you'll just wait here for a moment (or 3 hours). I'll be right back! Let me get my supervisor who will be able to explain this a little better (ie. bore you to death with some carefully-worded BS). We've got another model if you'd like to take a look...(and another, and another, and another..) I'm just positive that this is the one you want. Why not try this other one, it's a bit more modern! "
( Then proceeds to stalk me like some half-starved hyena until I rush out of the store or buy something totally useless).
 
karadekoolaid said:
Only 15 days to go and I still have to face a challenge far worse, far more dangerous, far more frightening than spending a week in a tropical jungle. Once more, I have to venture into the unknown, to boldly go where no idiot has boldly gone before; to the edges of the universe. I shall have to stock up with adequate provisions, wear stout boots and venture forth into uncharted territory, exposing myself to possible life-threatening situations, where manifold dementors will test my will to the limits.
Yes, I've got to do some Christmas shopping... :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
"Can I help you sir? Would you like some help? Anything I can help you with? Why don't you come with me and I'll show you? This one is absolutely our best-seller, at only $450! I've got some new stock just in, if you'll just wait here for a moment (or 3 hours). I'll be right back! Let me get my supervisor who will be able to explain this a little better (ie. bore you to death with some carefully-worded BS). We've got another model if you'd like to take a look...(and another, and another, and another..) I'm just positive that this is the one you want. Why not try this other one, it's a bit more modern! "
( Then proceeds to stalk me like some half-starved hyena until I rush out of the store or buy something totally useless).
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Everything I buy is on-line so thankfully no stress at all. But I know you can't do that so easily where you are.
 
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