I don't know if I related this before, but I had someone pester me for a couple of years to show them how to bake bread.
I did everything to dissuade them; sent them a basic recipe, followed up with email full of step-by-step photos, but they insisted on doing it together, and I finally relented.
It was unbearable. I'm fairly well convinced that this person is bipolar (I'm not a doctor, yada yada yada), and when they showed up, it was like they had taken all the cocaine, speed, and Red Bull they could find. They were so excited to be cooking with their "favorite cook" they couldn't contain themselves.
This is a snapshot of how that day went:
"Ok, so the first thing you need to do is proof your yeast, so get the water warm, not hot, and-"
"OMGdidItellyouaboutthisnewflavoredwaterifounditsgreatandittastesjustlikewhatitsaysitisonthebottleItriedtogetJackietodrinksomebutshesaiditwasfullofchemicalswellirememberwhenwewerekidsandsheateallthattrashycsndyandwhatdidshethinkthatwasnaturalofcoursenotshesjustaliarwhodisagreeswith <deep breath>
"-put this whole packet in with a teaspoon of any kind of sugar, even honey, and-"
"OMGIdidntknowyoucouldusehoneyinbreadthoughIguessyoucanbecauseIseeloavesatthestorethathavehoneyinthenamelikehoneyoatbreadhaveyouhadthatI'dloooovethatrecipecanyoumakethatorhaveyouevertriedyoucouldmakethatyou'dloveitIknowyouwould <deep breath>"
And that's how the whole day went, and the nitwit still couldn't bake bread at the of it, and in addition to that, they were way too loud and laughed every five seconds like a donkey braying.
Never again.