Food Related Jokes

[winterybella]

Lullabelle, thank you so much for taking me back in time. It made me smile warmly. I did not even know that's what the song was saying and I love the Bee Gees. I guess I always sang what I felt like. Here's a joke I copied.. I still prefer originals.

 

[Lullabelle]

Lullabelle, thank you so much for taking me back in time. It made me smile warmly. I did not even know that's what the song was saying and I love the Bee Gees. I guess I always sang what I felt like. Here's a joke I copied.. I still prefer originals.

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[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

That joke's a tragedy.

 

[Duck59]

A man was killed while baking a fruit cake the other day. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

 

[Lullabelle]

That joke's a tragedy.

 

[Lullabelle]

The Italian branch of Heinz has unfortunately gone into adminestrone.

 

[Duck59]

Do you hear about the Brummie accountant that got a job with a big accountancy firm in Istanbul? Turkish Deloittes.

 

[Morning Glory]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Spoiler

Nacho cheese

 

[Duck59]

Never dine with a pelican. The bill is enormous.

 

[Morning Glory]

'Waiter! Waiter! There's a duck in my soup!'
'But Sir, its duck soup'
'I know, but I didn't expect the bill to be so large'

 

[Lullabelle]

Great idea

 

[Duck59]

Tesco had even more problems during the horsemeat scandal. Some of its London shops were caught selling quarter pandas.

 

[Lullabelle]

Where does poor pasta live?

In the spaghetto

 

[Lullabelle]