Probably two meals.
The first was as a 19 yr old choral scholar at Magdalen college, Oxford. I sang Evensong every day (except Tuesdays) for 24 weeks a year. In the summer, the college would throw a huge party called a Gaudy, and invite former students to attend. I seem to remember vaguely that our guests were from 1950-1955, or something like that.
Anyway, it was an extremely formal affair. The choir sang some madrigals before service; we had a reception (sherry served) and then the formal dinner began; a full 5 course meal (it was actually 6, because a wheel of Stilton was rolled out with the port), classic French cuisine.
An aside: before the event, at the final choir practice, the professor ( who was a fierce, but just man, former fighter pilot WWII, DFC and bar, German prisoner, ex-boxer and Ph.d in music!) told us two things:
1) There's a lot of alcohol at this dinner. Pace yourselves and take it easy. Remember we've got a Mass tomorrow morning at 9am, and anyone who's drunk
will be sent down.
2) If you're bewildered by the silverware, the table, the food - just follow me.
The show began. First dish was a consommé, with ribbons of crepe floating in it, served with a very, very dry sherry made in 1928. I remember that because that was the year my mum was born. I took a sip of the sherry and it was so dry, it almost took the roof of my mouth off.
"Ahem!" from the professor, who promptly dumped the sherry into the consommé.
Second course was salmon with a lobster sauce and a German white wine ( current price, €475)
Third course, a saddle of lamb princesse - prepared with truffled butter, a velouté sauce and mushroom essence. Served with a premier cru classé Medoc. (current price €204)
Sweet course: fresh strawberries and cream - served with a Riesling (current price €595)
Last course: a curiously British item known as a "savoury". Green butter on toast. Basically a complex herb-infused butter.
Final curtain: a whole wheel of Stilton served with 1942 Graham port. (current price €1,492)
Following all that, we sang College Grace, drank the Loving Cup, the President of the college toasted " Church and the Queen" and then we adjourned to the quad for 12 -yr old whisky and cognac. Cuban cigars were passed around.
Here's the formal invitation, including seating plan.
That's the fun bit - a truly awesome occasion.
Later on, I'll tell you the "not so awesome" bits
