The General Chat Thread (2025)

Anybody watching the news regarding the pissing match between Elon Musk and President Chump? Boy oh boy.
For some reason, I click on a link to any story about it, and it just takes me to this:

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Be thankful she doesn’t fill it in for you. 😉
she has become obsessive about it. She expects me to know what I will be wearing and what I will be eating each and every day. Apparently I should have already placed my online orders to be delivered to my sisters. The fact that we prefer to go into the shop is lost on her. She would freak out if she knew I was not taking a clean T-Shirt for each and every day. (I intend to use something revolutionary called a washing machine!)
 
she has become obsessive about it. She expects me to know what I will be wearing and what I will be eating each and every day. Apparently I should have already placed my online orders to be delivered to my sisters. The fact that we prefer to go into the shop is lost on her. She would freak out if she knew I was not taking a clean T-Shirt for each and every day. (I intend to use something revolutionary called a washing machine!)
Tell her you're bringing half as many and turning them inside out to save water...
 
Tell her you're bringing half as many and turning them inside out to save water...
Worryingly, she would think I was serious. especially given our cycling past. she would not wrap her head around us not showering every day whilst camping wild. Pointing out that only certain parts need washing got us nowhere.
 
She expects me to know what I will be wearing and what I will be eating each and every day.
For me, it’s yes to the former (I have a spreadsheet!), but no to the latter…that’s MrsT. She’s already getting on me about what onboard restaurants we plan on eating at…in December.
 
she has become obsessive about it. She expects me to know what I will be wearing and what I will be eating each and every day
Now that's a perfect way to ruin a holiday!
I used to get a bit of that from my mum. We'd arrive and it'd be:
"Oh, I met Mrs Hodges on Thursday. You remember her, don't you? (Not a clue) She'd love to see you so I've invited her for tea next week. Oh, and you can pop by the vicar's house (??) and Mr Webb said he'd be delighted to have you back in the choir this Sunday ( haven't been to church for 45 years). Bernard and Sue are coming on Tuesday and they're going to take you down to Folkestone ( b**ger Folkestone! I like sand on my beaches, not pebbles.) Then perhaps you could pop up to Liverpool and visit Aunty Edna (Aunty who? ) - she's 96 now. (Right, that'll be a fun 400 mile trip). And I bought you some tinned ravioli from the Co-op; I know you like that. ( Liked, dear, liked) "
Not to be unfair, but mums just feel it's necessary to look after you😍
 
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