What made you smile recently (2025)?

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This was a British comedian on Instagram:
" So there was a British couple on the beach, in Portugal, eating (yes, you've guessed) fish & chips. A seagull flies down and tries to nick one of the bloke's chips, and the bloke screams:
"HOI ! HOOII !! GET OFF MY BL***IN' CHIPS!"
Typical British response; trying to reason with a seagull. You can just imagine the seagull:
"Ooohhhh, I'm so dreadfully sorry, I didn't realise they were your chips,I'll be leaving, then..." :laugh: :laugh:
And then the wife pipes up:
"TONY!! You moron!! Whachyou doin', talking to that seagull? It won't understand you!!"
(Clever girl)
"It won't understand you, Tony, 'cos it's Portuguese!"
 
Well, I have my suspicions about who actually does the bacon weaving. I ended up having to do it whenever Craig wanted one because he couldn't get how to weave, or was just too lazy to do it...
 
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