True story. My wife calls me numbnuts.
So a doctor requested me do a blood test for something. They gave me the form to hand to person taking blood. I forgot to take it to nurse doing blood. I forgot the note.. nurse said I need it. I rang my wife to take a pic and e mail me.
I put my phone on speaker to ask her. She answered " what do you want numbnuts?"
The nurse and I burst out laughing
Russ
On one occasion Mr SSOAP managed to bag Gareth Chilcott (for free) as the speaker at that evenings rugby dinner (for those not into rugby union he’s an old rugby megastar and all round legend). He probably told me that but honestly Mr SSOAP can talk the hind legs off a donkey when it comes to rugby so who knows
Gareth was just getting going when I rang Mr SSOAP who had forgotten to put his phone on silent. Gareth stopped and said who’s ringing you? Mr SSOAP sheepishly replied my wife. Gareth said you better answer then.
As Mr SSOAP answered I did hear some raucous jeers and laughter but it’s a rugby club dinner so I expect nothing less.
Demigod Gareth then said let me speak to her. I was so use to rugby players jolly japes that when he said “it’s Gareth Chilcott”there wasn’t an ounce of my being that believed it. I was then on loud speaker. So I humoured him for a minute -
“It’s Gareth Chilcott”
“Are you dear, that nice”
“Urr yeah I am Gareth Chilcott”
“I’m sure you are”
“But I really am”
“Well that’s lovely, but that’s enough now, hand the phone back to Mr SSOAP”
“Oh you don’t believe me”
“Doesn’t matter whether I do or I don’t, I wish to speak to Mr SSOAP, now be a good boy and put him back on”
Oops, took Mr SSOAP a while to live that down
