What made you smile recently?

[The Velvet Curtain]

Tonight we went to the monthly comedy club at our local pub. The last comic genuinely lives in the Tower of London. Brilliant tourist stories.

 

[Yorky]

 

[Yorky]

 

[Lullabelle]

My husband, today has been a very tiring negative day, he made me smile when I got home

 

[Yorky]

Maybe applies here more than other countries.........

 

[epicuric]

Maybe applies here more than other countries.........

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Mine didn't even come with an instruction manual. And boy I wish I'd spotted the postage charges!

 

[epicuric]

An impromptu notice in the bar of our hotel, advising that the bar doesn't open until 10:00 am. It's only printed in Russian, no other language. Make of that what you will.

 

[sidevalve]

Mine didn't even come with an instruction manual. And boy I wish I'd spotted the postage charges!

Bet the postman wished the same

 

[Yorky]

 

[Yorky]

Halloween hot dogs.

 

[MypinchofItaly]

Halloween hot dogs.

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Fancy!

 

[Yorky]

Thai sausages...............

 

[Morning Glory]

Thai sausages...............

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[Lullabelle]

Walking home this evening behind a young woman wearing silly shoes, she made walking look difficult and ungainly. She thought she was the bees knees

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

This is my favourite joke right now:

The funeral was held today for the inventor of the dishwasher. His coffin was lowered into the grave, only to be taken out by his wife and put back in properly.