What made you smile recently?

[kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Yorky]

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[Master Cutler]

"Jenkins!"
"Yes Sgt Major"
"I didn't see you at camouflage parade this morning".
"Thank you very much Sir".

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

I came home from work to find that my kids had been on ebay all day. If they're still there tomorrow I'm gonna have to lower the price.

 

[Master Cutler]

My time machine has stopped working, which is strange because it was working perfectly tomorrow.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

My time machine has stopped working, which is strange because it was working perfectly tomorrow.

Reminds me of one of the cleverest and bleakest jokes I heard, wjsh I could remember who to give it credit to:

I used my time machine to travel back to 1890 Berlin and kill the future Nationalist Socialist Party leader as a small child to save the World from the greatest horror it had ever seen, but that just gave Hitler his opportunity.

 

[Yorky]

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[caseydog]

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[Morning Glory]

What do you call a fake noodle?

Spoiler

An impasta

 

[LissaC]

 

[Windigo]

What do you call a fake noodle?

Spoiler

An impasta

What do you call a dear without eyes?

Spoiler: spoiler

No idea (pronounced as no eye deer)

 

[LissaC]