What made you smile recently?

[Yorky]

 

[The Late Night Gourmet]

@detroitdad: seeing pics of your grand kids makes me smile.

 

[Lullabelle]

The grim reaper came for me last night but I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner, talk about dyson with death.

 

[Morning Glory]

The grim reaper came for me last night but I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner, talk about dyson with death.

 

[sidevalve]

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Need a booster seat there - don't want to take any chances

 

[Yorky]

 

[Lullabelle]

A friend of mine worked in a pet store but was sacked when she was caught with her hand in the trill.

 

[Lullabelle]

I bought a small can of Impulse tease, no one has acted on it

 

[Wyshiepoo]

I met the notorious gangster the other day who's been going round pulling people's undies up over their head. When I asked him his name he said "Wedgie Kray"

 

[detroitdad]

Colleen told me this morning that we're getting Braydon after work today. Good day to start the day.

 

[epicuric]

I am loving all these one-liners. Has someone been reading a Tim Vine book ? (@Lullabelle?)

A dwarf walked into a library and asked the librarian "Do you have any books on irony?" The librarian replied "Yes sir, they are over there on the top shelf".

 

[Morning Glory]

Free gift in the shopping from Morrison's who have just started doing on-line home deliveries in my area:

 

[Wyshiepoo]

So some of the grandkids came round t'other day. (I've just had keyhole surgery so have four (sealed) holes in my belly.)

I was drinking a peppermint tea and suddenly shouted out "oh no".
"What's wrong Papa?" they said.

"All the tea is leaking out the holes in my belly"

Well, you should have seen their faces...

I love kids, they'll believe any old rubbish you tell 'em.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am loving all these one-liners. Has someone been reading a Tim Vine book ? (@Lullabelle?)

A dwarf walked into a library and asked the librarian "Do you have any books on irony?" The librarian replied "Yes sir, they are over there on the top shelf".

I have never read his book but maybe the people who pass these on have

 

[detroitdad]