What made you smile recently?

[Timenspace]

A policeman stops three men riding a motorbike.
-Are you insane? Three of you on one motorbike?
-Three? Oh f***, John slipped off.

 

[Timenspace]

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I got a similar one just yesterday, with wine in play...bizarre the whole turning incident...

 

[Timenspace]

^^^^^ Ah, so the Captain is a Texan. The most common last words for a Texan before he dies is "Hold mah burr and watch this." (spelled phonetically, Texan style)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6cJxAWdS4


CD

Oh I have to hear that...

 

[LissaC]

 

[Yorky]

 

[Timenspace]

Spring break in sight, Friday April 2nd...

 

[caseydog]

Spring break in sight, Friday April 2nd...View attachment 60153

I hope it goes better there than it did in Miami.

CD

 

[Timenspace]

I hope it goes better there than it did in Miami.

CD

Really? Sounds like Miami had it rough? You mean the two horrible murders Medtran mentioned? Or was it riots?

 

[Mountain Cat]

What makes me smile right now? Being 40 plus years away from my worst job ever - which I just re-lived in another thread.

 

[LissaC]

 

[mjd]

All the other trainees called me Gomer (as in Gomer Pyle, if folks remember that TV show) during basic, because I had such a thick Kentucky-by-way-of-Ohio accent.

As soon as I could, and at taxpayer expense, I took a term diction classes to train me out of it, which mostly worked. I still have an accent, though it's much more slight, unless I'm drunk or angry.

Didja know that he has a BEAUTIFUL voice?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLEWLm3SAto

 

[Windigo]

 

[caseydog]

Didja know that he has a BEAUTIFUL voice?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLEWLm3SAto

He was also gay at a time when being gay was not accepted. Lucky for his career, it wasn't well known until later in his life, a more enlightened time.

CD

 

[caseydog]

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That's actually easy. "I don't know" or "I don't care" means they eat whatever I want.

CD

 

[The Late Night Gourmet]

Italian mafia fugitive caught after police find YouTube cooking show