I thought I'd start a thread where we could share our cooking failures. We all have them. We eventually laugh and learn from the experience, but some can be traumatic.
I'll share a couple of mine. Years ago I decided to make my own birthday cake. I love baking but I don't eat cake. I have a cookbook with different cake base and batter recipes and a variety of frostings and fillings. Each cake base had notes mentioning which frostings and fillings go well with it but somehow I missed this. And, because I don't eat cake, I don't really have the feeling for what goes well with what.
So I choose a base and a frosting that I thought would go well together and I baked my cake. After dinner, we sang happy birthday and I cut the cake. My then boyfriend tasted a bit of his slice and looked at his best friend. They looked at each other in disgust and set their plates aside. Turns out my cake was impossibly sweet. No one ate it and I threw it in the trash. I don't think I could force feed that cake to a hungry person if I tried to.
More recently I've done countless batches of failed homemade vegetable yogurt. Runny, too thick, smelly, I've done it all. I'm convinced the only thing that will get me homemade vegetable yogurt is a sacrifice to the devil. I'm taking the sacrificial chicken out of the freezer right now.
I decided that one of my failed coconut yogurt attempts would become coconut ice cream, so I added xanthan gum and put it in the freezer. You guessed it, I completely forgot to put the ice cream on the ice cream maker. You can imagine how my ice cream turned out. It's as if rock hard ice cream is back in style.
Hopefully, I'm not the only one failing miserably in the kitchen, please share your failures as well!
I'll share a couple of mine. Years ago I decided to make my own birthday cake. I love baking but I don't eat cake. I have a cookbook with different cake base and batter recipes and a variety of frostings and fillings. Each cake base had notes mentioning which frostings and fillings go well with it but somehow I missed this. And, because I don't eat cake, I don't really have the feeling for what goes well with what.
So I choose a base and a frosting that I thought would go well together and I baked my cake. After dinner, we sang happy birthday and I cut the cake. My then boyfriend tasted a bit of his slice and looked at his best friend. They looked at each other in disgust and set their plates aside. Turns out my cake was impossibly sweet. No one ate it and I threw it in the trash. I don't think I could force feed that cake to a hungry person if I tried to.
More recently I've done countless batches of failed homemade vegetable yogurt. Runny, too thick, smelly, I've done it all. I'm convinced the only thing that will get me homemade vegetable yogurt is a sacrifice to the devil. I'm taking the sacrificial chicken out of the freezer right now.
I decided that one of my failed coconut yogurt attempts would become coconut ice cream, so I added xanthan gum and put it in the freezer. You guessed it, I completely forgot to put the ice cream on the ice cream maker. You can imagine how my ice cream turned out. It's as if rock hard ice cream is back in style.
Hopefully, I'm not the only one failing miserably in the kitchen, please share your failures as well!