Folklore says this about certain activities.
Meanwhile, The Mallard Tavern has still not got round to trying out the Adnams Oyster Stout. This is largely because of the intervention of the splendid Yeovil Ales brewery, which offered us a discount that was much too good to turn down. We now have both Yeovil and Adnams beer to contemplate, including a stout from both.
Late news: the regulars at The Mallard have just agreed that the Oyster Stout should get an airing this evening.