Messages for Chinese Fortune Cookies

flyinglentris

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What messages would you put in your home made Chinese Fortune Cookies?

Let me start with this one.

Placing expensive potted plants in front of house invites their disappearance
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A Cherry Pie cooling on an open window sill bates the ravens and crows.
 
Your carefully crafted Sweets may not win you any great number of friends, except among ants.
 
One must know whether a compliment about your cooking is a true compliment or a polite wish not to offend.
 
I like this one... ;-)

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One should not drool or cough on food while producing a YouTube cooking video.
 
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Fried Breaded Chicken Skin is a poor way to build a reputation as a good cook.
 
There is such a thing as too much Hot Pepper as an ingredient.
 
A refrigerator door left open, is a source of waste.
 
Be this truth self evident - mold does not improve the flavor of food.
 
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