Plans for today (2025)

I’ve never found pressure cooking untoughens meat once it’s been tightened.
The slow cooker fixed it nicely 👍
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That's what's derived from.
But if it's a person doing or saying something daft it's just "You spanner!"
Which reminds me of a favorite play on words (and I can’t remember where I first heard it):

Man 1: You spanner!
Man 2: Why’d you call me a spanner?
Man 1: Because you’re driving me nuts!

(A spanner/wrench is used to drive/tighten nuts)

I’ve also heard it used as a cheap pickup line:

Man: Pardon me, is your name Spanner?
Beautiful woman: No, why?
Man: Because my nuts tightened the moment I saw you!
 
Which reminds me of a favorite play on words (and I can’t remember where I first heard it):

Man 1: You spanner!
Man 2: Why’d you call me a spanner?
Man 1: Because you’re driving me nuts!

(A spanner/wrench is used to drive/tighten nuts)

I’ve also heard it used as a cheap pickup line:

Man: Pardon me, is your name Spanner?
Beautiful woman: No, why?
Man: Because my nuts tightened the moment I saw you!

Never heard the last one. Mr SSOAP will like that 😂
 
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