That’s why, in my perfect world, Ginger would live on my right (for that bit of…glamour), Mary Ann would be on my left (for that genuine Girl Next Door)…and Mrs. Howell would be across the street (to finance my wicked ways).She couldn't even make coconut cream pie if I recollect correctly.

Seriously, though, people forget what a beautiful woman Natalie Schaefer was. There are some downright smoldering pics of her from before her GI days.