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Yep, can see grandparents in that smile.
What made you smile recently (2025)?
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badjak
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"authorities said the duck was likely a repeat offender and shared an image of a similar looking duck travelling in the same spot, at the same speed and on the same date in 2018"
"similar looking duck", well that probably covers 90% of the ducks in the country
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Yep, can see grandparents in that smile.
I'm having a blast with this little girl!
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You don't know how many hours/days of arc flash/explosion training I've had. I'm the guy with *ALL* the PPE.
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Got this one from an Irish comedian:
An American was on holiday in Killarney. He walked into the local pub and asked if anyone was interested in a round of golf the following day. Michael said : "Yes! Delighted! See you at 9, but I might be half an hour late"
Following day, Michael was there at 9 am, with a set of left-handed golf clubs. They played their 18 holes and Michael beat the American hands down.
" That was great, " said the American, "any chance you want another game tomorrow?"
"But of course! " said Michael, "I'll see you at 9, but I might be half an hour late"
Following day, Michael was there at 9am, with a set of right-handed clubs. They played their 18 holes and Michael beat the American once again.
"Okay! You beat me again! Best of 3 tomorrow? "
"Yes," said Michael, "see you at 9, but I might be half an hour late"
"I'm curious." Said the American. "The first day you turned up with left-handed clubs, and the second day, with right-handed clubs. How's that? And what's all this about half an hour late?"
Well, "said the Irishman, "when I leave to play golf, I look at my sleeping wife, and if she's lying on her left side, I take the left-handed clubs. If she's on her right side, then it's the right-handed clubs."
"And what do you do if she's lying on her back? " asked the American.
" That's when I'm half an hour late".
An American was on holiday in Killarney. He walked into the local pub and asked if anyone was interested in a round of golf the following day. Michael said : "Yes! Delighted! See you at 9, but I might be half an hour late"
Following day, Michael was there at 9 am, with a set of left-handed golf clubs. They played their 18 holes and Michael beat the American hands down.
" That was great, " said the American, "any chance you want another game tomorrow?"
"But of course! " said Michael, "I'll see you at 9, but I might be half an hour late"
Following day, Michael was there at 9am, with a set of right-handed clubs. They played their 18 holes and Michael beat the American once again.
"Okay! You beat me again! Best of 3 tomorrow? "
"Yes," said Michael, "see you at 9, but I might be half an hour late"
"I'm curious." Said the American. "The first day you turned up with left-handed clubs, and the second day, with right-handed clubs. How's that? And what's all this about half an hour late?"
Well, "said the Irishman, "when I leave to play golf, I look at my sleeping wife, and if she's lying on her left side, I take the left-handed clubs. If she's on her right side, then it's the right-handed clubs."
"And what do you do if she's lying on her back? " asked the American.
" That's when I'm half an hour late".