Little Timmy attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his dad moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, slapping their rumps, and putting his hands on their chests.
After a while, Timmy asked,
"Dad, why are you doing that?"
His dad replied,
"When I'm buying horses, I have to make sure they're healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Timmy, looking worried, said…
"Dad, I think Uncle Brian wants to buy Mom."