What made you smile recently (2026)?

A little thing I noticed made me laugh today.

I was reading a recipe review, and it was glowing, just effusive with praise, and it ended with, “…THIS IS A REAL 5-STAR RECIPE!!!”

Looked at their rating…four stars out of five stars. :laugh:
 
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A married couple had their annual check up. They'd been married for 60 years.
The doc checked them over, and gave them a clean bill of health.
"You're both remarkably healthy for your age. Is there anything you'd like to comment on?"
The wife said:
"Well, we do seem to forget things occasionally"
"Write everything down," said the doctor, "even if you're going to the kitchen for a cup of tea. Write down "cup of tea", and you'll be fine"
When they got back home, and it was late, they went to bed. The wife said:
"You know what? I fancy a bit of ice cream and some of those strawberries we bought yesterday"
"Fine, my darling!"cheeped the husband, "I'll go down to the kitchen and get them for you!"
"Write it down!", said the wife. "Remember what the doctor said!"
" NAH! I don't need to write it down; I haven't lost my memory yet."retorted the old boy.
15 minutes later, the husband came up with two fried eggs on toast.
(Wife) " Where's the bloody bacon, then?"
 
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