What made you smile recently?

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

My place setting last night !
Now I know I'm in Australia but...

 

[Yorky]

 

[Yorky]

I was in the pub yesterday and this guy pulled out a photograph to show me.

"This is my wife, isn't she beautiful?"

I said "If you think your wife is beautiful, You should see mine".

"Is she a stunner?" he said.

"No, she's an optician!"

 

[Morning Glory]

I was in the pub yesterday and this guy pulled out a photograph to show me.

"This is my wife, isn't she beautiful?"

I said "If you think your wife is beautiful, You should see mine".

"Is she a stunner?" he said.

"No, she's an optician!"

For some reason I don't understand this joke. I am really bad at getting jokes...

 

[Lullabelle]

For some reason I don't understand this joke. I am really bad at getting jokes...

I think is a gag about eyesight but I am a bit slow this morning

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

For some reason I don't understand this joke. I am really bad at getting jokes...

It's exactly the TV advert for "should have gone to specsavers".

I think is a gag about eyesight but I am a bit slow this morning

It is .

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Here's hoping you get this one @morning glory.. .

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Oh, I found that one on my husband's tablet are using it to take a photo...
I wonder now if I should be worried?

 

[Morning Glory]

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Here's hoping you get this one @morning glory.. .

I posted that exact same one a while back! See here.

 

[Yorky]

 

[Lullabelle]

I actually managed to take a cork out or a bottle in 1 piece

 

[rascal]

I actually managed to take a cork out or a bottle in 1 piece

Who puts corks in bottles now?

Russ

 

[Lullabelle]

Who puts corks in bottles now?

Russ

Wine bottles, we are trying a bottle new to us. Last time only half came out, my husband had a right job getting the rest of it out.

 

[rascal]

Wine bottles, we are trying a bottle new to us. Last time only half came out, my husband had a right job getting the rest of it out.

We are screw top wine here. Couldn't tell you when I had to take cork out of a bottle.

Russ

 

[Lullabelle]

We are screw top wine here. Couldn't tell you when I had to take cork out of a bottle.

Russ

We have a choice, depends what you buy and where from. I don't think it makes much difference to be honest.