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My place setting last night !
Now I know I'm in Australia but...
Now I know I'm in Australia but...
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Yorky
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I was in the pub yesterday and this guy pulled out a photograph to show me.
"This is my wife, isn't she beautiful?"
I said "If you think your wife is beautiful, You should see mine".
"Is she a stunner?" he said.
"No, she's an optician!"
"This is my wife, isn't she beautiful?"
I said "If you think your wife is beautiful, You should see mine".
"Is she a stunner?" he said.
"No, she's an optician!"
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Lullabelle
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For some reason I don't understand this joke. I am really bad at getting jokes...
I think is a gag about eyesight but I am a bit slow this morning
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It's exactly the TV advert for "should have gone to specsavers".For some reason I don't understand this joke. I am really bad at getting jokes...
It is .I think is a gag about eyesight but I am a bit slow this morning
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Oh, I found that one on my husband's tablet are using it to take a photo...
I wonder now if I should be worried?
I wonder now if I should be worried?
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
I actually managed to take a cork out or a bottle in 1 piece 
rascal
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I actually managed to take a cork out or a bottle in 1 piece
Who puts corks in bottles now?
Russ
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Wine bottles, we are trying a bottle new to us. Last time only half came out, my husband had a right job getting the rest of it out.
rascal
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We are screw top wine here. Couldn't tell you when I had to take cork out of a bottle.
Russ
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
We have a choice, depends what you buy and where from. I don't think it makes much difference to be honest.
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