Cucumbers

Barriehie said:
I've been eating cucumber sammie's with homemade mayo on MG's favorite, white bread! 😲 I think I've got around 5 lbs. in the fridge, the vine is yellowing now that it's getting cooler at night so it's slowing down.
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Do you cut off the crusts? MG would frown upon mayonnaise, so if she comes to your house you'd better sub it out with something else.
 
No crusts, no cream cheese just bread butter and cucumber neatly sliced and presented. That's it.

Over here if you're a deviant (ie someone who messes with the basic rules of a cucumber sandwich) you are incarcerated in the tower until you see the error of your ways.

It's a bit like the crappy British version of a Japanese tea ceremony, you could do something different but it'll always be wrong 😆
 
SandwichShortOfAPicnic said:
No crusts, no cream cheese just bread butter and cucumber neatly sliced and presented. That's it.

Over here if you're a deviant (ie someone who messes with the basic rules of a cucumber sandwich) you are incarcerated in the tower until you see the error of your ways.

It's a bit like the crappy British version of a Japanese tea ceremony, you could do something different but it'll always be wrong 😆
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Butter and cucumber together makes my head explode.
 
So these cucumber sandwiches are flying by the seat of their pants when it comes to what's acceptable.
The cucumber was deseeded and cut lengthways not in thinish rounds. The finger shape of the sandwich is also borderline.
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Fortunately a top barrister took pity on me and argued brilliantly that it was a moment of temporary insanity brought about by the well known CGD 'cucumber gluttony disease' so I manage to avoid gaol and was instead cruelly barred from any cucumbering for 6 weeks. Of course the societal shame is still hard to bear 🤣
 
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