My venting/FWP:
In line at a discount store today, didn't grab a basket, and I went in for one thing but bought 10 things, so my arms were full. One woman at the register, and a couple in front of me.
When I got in line, the woman was nearly done, so I thought it'd be quick. Then the cashier asked the woman, "Do you have a Cheapy McCheap's loyalty card?"
"Um...no?"
<I shuffle my purchases>
"Would you like one? You'll save 5% today and get coupons and specials in your email!"
<Say no! Say no! Say no!>
"Um...I'll probably hold up the line, but...ok."
<Sh*t! And saying you'll probably hold up the line doesn't make holding up the line ok

>
"Right. What's your name?"
"Janey Slowbutt."
"And your email?"
"
janeyslowbutt@aol.com"
"Hmmmm...that's not working."
"Oh, it should all be little characters."
"That doesn't matter."
<I shuffle, then drop some things. Arm going numb...>
"Oh, it's Janey with a Y. You have ie."
"I sure do! Let's see...nope, still not working."
<For the rest of us, just give it up!>
"Oh, and I think there's a dash thing in there...maybe between my first and last name? I don't know. Computers!"
<It ain't the computer, Lady!>
This went on and on and on, they had to open another register because those two, between the two of them, took several minutes just to get the email address worked out.