SandwichShortOfAPicnic
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Park her somewhereMorning SandwichShortOfAPicnic and I'd love to but have a wife who doesn't drive to think about .........
Or maybe try this one, I did it with Mr SSOAP before he got his motorbike licence, worked pretty well-
Arrange to meet at your intended end point, somewhere that is easily reached by train or coach she’s actually interested in going to.
Then you set off a day or so earlier to allow for zigzagging and general meandering. Spend a couple of nights together in a nice hotel and then meet again back home.
You can either ride straight back or take advantage of the brownie points you just earned and take the long way home

