I have to brag a little.
A couple of weeks ago, we watched "A Christmas Wife," with Julie Harris and Jason Robards (just so you know it had more heft than a Hallmark movie).
Robards' character always wore a bow-tie, and in one scene, he was putting it on while casually talking to someone. In probably 90 seconds' time, he'd knotted his bow-tie and was ready to go.
"OMG, did you see that?!," MrsT said. "He tied that from scratch in like, a minute! I bet you wish you could do that!"
I was surprised, even shocked at the insult.
I went to the back room, got a bow-tie, and promptly knotted it...in about 25 seconds: "Don't be too hard on him, he looked about 70 in that show...probably had arthritis."