This would be my class:
7:01PM - "Welcome everyone, and thanks for coming out tonight for my Pizza Three Ways class, where we'll make a traditional NY pie, a Detroit-style pizza, and a Chicago style pizza!"
7:04PM - "YOU <bleeping> IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
THINK THAT, LET ALONE SAY IT?!?! GET OUT!!! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN NOW!!! GET THE <bleep> OUT OF MY KITCHEN, MY TOWN, MY STATE, MY COUNTRY, AND OFF THIS <bleeper-bleeping> PLANET!!! I HOPE YOU DIE A LONG, PAINFUL HORRIBLE DEMISE, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF <bleep>!!! OUT!!!
Seriously, if one more person mentions 'pineapple, in this class....<waves meat cleaver threateningly >"