Hungry Man
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What made you smile recently?
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Those are exactly the ones Santa wears in my dreams.
Sticky Fingers
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Question: When is it too early for Christmas decorations?
Answer: Never. It is never too early for Christmas decorations.
I agree
I agree
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
(does "long face" mean "sad face" in the rest of the world?)
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The REAL response from women would be, "You did it wrong!"
BTW, I did most of those things on a shared basis when I was married. I even cooked! I didn't clean the bathroom -- I hated that. In exchange, I did all the yard work... and the car maintenance... and the home repairs. Ooops, I didn't watch the kids -- we didn't have any. I would have, though.
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I'm that seemingly rare husband in that I do 99% of the housework, inside and out. MrsT unloads the dishwasher (and complains that I loaded it wrong, yet she never loads it) and she'll fold the occasional load of laundry, though her usual habit is to say, "Leave those, I'll fold those in a minute," and then they sit and sit, get reheated in the dryer several times, and we're both choosing our clothes from a laundry basket and the dryer for the rest of the week.The REAL response from women would be, "You did it wrong!"
BTW, I did most of those things on a shared basis when I was married. I even cooked! I didn't clean the bathroom -- I hated that. In exchange, I did all the yard work... and the car maintenance... and the home repairs. Ooops, I didn't watch the kids -- we didn't have any. I would have, though.
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I also don't clean her bathroom, just mine. If we had kids, the title of that book would be "Go Have Fun While I Watch The Kids (As They Play In The Traffic)."
You have individual bathrooms?I'm that seemingly rare husband in that I do 99% of the housework, inside and out. MrsT unloads the dishwasher (and complains that I loaded it wrong, yet she never loads it) and she'll fold the occasional load of laundry, though her usual habit is to say, "Leave those, I'll fold those in a minute," and then they sit and sit, get reheated in the dryer several times, and we're both choosing our clothes from a laundry basket and the dryer for the rest of the week.
I also don't clean her bathroom, just mine. If we had kids, the title of that book would be "Go Have Fun While I Watch The Kids (As They Play In The Traffic)."
I really didn't mind looking after our nieces if my wife was out shopping (her sister's kids). We would play, or read a children's book. They like how I read -- I read very dramatically, and got them involved. My wife used to ask me, "How are you so good with children, and I'm not?" I told her it was because I never completely grew up.
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