What made you smile recently?
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It's true. If we are actually thinking it won't be about other women, it won't be about how wonderful our life is with you, it won't be about trying to solve the problems of society, it will most likely be us trying to remember which was the longest hair we've pulled out of our nose.
We are simple creatures.
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I keep getting severe shakes, so I went to see the doctor.
"Do you drink a lot?"
"No, I spill most of it."
"Do you drink a lot?"
"No, I spill most of it."
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I was about to do a web search, and I noticed this at the bottom of the page:
Google started in 1998. It's reassuring to know that the catalytic converter on the Google search engine is keeping the exhaust fumes from polluting the atmosphere.
Google started in 1998. It's reassuring to know that the catalytic converter on the Google search engine is keeping the exhaust fumes from polluting the atmosphere.
Vladimir Putin was voted Russia's sexiest man
In a population of 144 million, 160 million voted Russia's president as the sexiest man in the country
In a population of 144 million, 160 million voted Russia's president as the sexiest man in the country
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Tanners and Bobs
Back in the days of tanners and bobs,
When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs.
When football team families wore hand me down shoes,
And T.V gave only two channels to chose.
Back in the days of three penny bits,
When schools employed nurses to search for your nits.
When snowballs were harmless; ice slides were permitted
And all of your jumpers were warm and hand knitted.
Back in the days of hot ginger beers,
When children remained so for more than six years.
When children respected what older folks said,
And pot was a thing you kept under your bed.
Back in the days of Listen with Mother,
When neighbours were friendly and talked to each other.
When cars were so rare you could play in the street.
When Doctors made house calls; Police walked the beat.
Back in the days of Milligan's Goons,
When butter was butter and songs all had tunes.
It was dumplings for dinner and trifle for tea,
And your annual break was a day by the sea.
Back in the days of Dixon's Dock Green,
Crackerjack pens and Lyons ice cream.
When children could freely wear National Health glasses,
And teachers all stood at the front of their classes.
Back in the days of rocking and reeling,
When mobiles were things that you hung from the ceiling.
When woodwork and pottery got taught in schools,
And everyone dreamed of a win on the pools.
Back in the days when I was a lad,
I can't help but smile for the fun that I had.
Hopscotch and roller skates; snowballs to lob.
Back in the days of tanners and bobs.
Back in the days of tanners and bobs,
When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs.
When football team families wore hand me down shoes,
And T.V gave only two channels to chose.
Back in the days of three penny bits,
When schools employed nurses to search for your nits.
When snowballs were harmless; ice slides were permitted
And all of your jumpers were warm and hand knitted.
Back in the days of hot ginger beers,
When children remained so for more than six years.
When children respected what older folks said,
And pot was a thing you kept under your bed.
Back in the days of Listen with Mother,
When neighbours were friendly and talked to each other.
When cars were so rare you could play in the street.
When Doctors made house calls; Police walked the beat.
Back in the days of Milligan's Goons,
When butter was butter and songs all had tunes.
It was dumplings for dinner and trifle for tea,
And your annual break was a day by the sea.
Back in the days of Dixon's Dock Green,
Crackerjack pens and Lyons ice cream.
When children could freely wear National Health glasses,
And teachers all stood at the front of their classes.
Back in the days of rocking and reeling,
When mobiles were things that you hung from the ceiling.
When woodwork and pottery got taught in schools,
And everyone dreamed of a win on the pools.
Back in the days when I was a lad,
I can't help but smile for the fun that I had.
Hopscotch and roller skates; snowballs to lob.
Back in the days of tanners and bobs.
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I still remember from my first job reading the inside of toilet cubicles. You made me laugh
Some come to sit and think
I come to s$&@ and stink.
Russ
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