What made you smile recently?

[Yorky]

Rab C. Nesbitt

 

[TastyReuben]

 

[Hemulen]

Sibling rivalry.

 

[TastyReuben]

 

[Windigo]

 

[Timenspace]

I've spent a total of 4 years working around Glasgow and Aberdeen, so I knew a few.

Oh that is nice. Many years ago I worked on a charity project with a nice English lady...she spoke without any recognizable accent, at least to me. She married a Croatian man, so she knew some Croatian too. I don't really know where she is in the Uk from.

 

[TastyReuben]

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MrsT refers to Jägermeister simply as "the medicine," as in, "I think I had too much pork and sauerkraut, I need a little dose of the medicine."

 

[caseydog]

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[caseydog]

MrsT refers to Jägermeister simply as "the medicine," as in, "I think I had too much pork and sauerkraut, I need a little dose of the medicine."

"Jäger" is the sound your body makes when it comes back up.

CD

 

[TastyReuben]

"Jäger" is the sound your body makes when it comes back up.

CD

My neighbor used to love Jäger and milk. She was an alcoholic, I assume, as I never really saw her sober, and she used to get into some predicaments while she was drinking. Falling off her house while putting up and/or taking down her Christmas lights was a seasonal tradition.

 

[Hemulen]

German sausage jokes are the wurst.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
What’s the ghost of a chicken like? A poultry-geist.
In my dreams I swam in an ocean of orange soda. It was a Fanta sea.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs: they take all things so literally.
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree. He sure found out how his Mercedes bends.

 

[TastyReuben]

 

[TastyReuben]

 

[rascal]

 

[LissaC]