The General Chat Thread (2016-2022)

[Duck59]

I am reading bizarre stories this morning about car horns being made to sound like quacking ducks.

This is an outrage. Is the quack of a duck now to be synonymous with angry car drivers?

Ducks are non-motorised waterway users and will not stand for this kind of nonsense.

 

[mybike]

If you're looking for danger try checking out the number of visitors to hospitals caused by putting on socks [ and don't even think of gardening ! ]

My feet are constantly moving further away.

 

[classic33]

My feet are constantly moving further away.

You tend to get shorter in old age!

 

[mybike]

You tend to get shorter in old age!

Then my feet must have become disconnected.

 

[classic33]

Then my feet must have become disconnected.

Maybe they're not yours!

 

[buckytom]

I have 2 left feet. Just ask my wife.

 

[classic33]

I have 2 left feet. Just ask my wife.

Both yours, or have you borrowed them?

 

[buckytom]

That's my excuse. They're not mine.

 

[classic33]

Same size?

 

[buckytom]

Feels like it.

 

[classic33]

Feels like it.

You the reason there's only the right shoe/trainer left on display then!!

 

[Lynne Guinne]

@Lynne Guinne, your another year older. Enjoy the day.

Why thank you, @classic33! I certainly feel a year older, but not a year wiser, I'm afraid.

 

[classic33]

Why thank you, @classic33! I certainly feel a year older, but not a year wiser, I'm afraid.

Just think of all those things you never knew this time last year!

Then think, Why?

 

[buckytom]

Not very wise...

View: https://youtu.be/R9aKno_gcR0

 

[mybike]

Maybe they're not yours!

It's certainly difficult to put socks on them.