Our thing is, my wife will buy something, or I'll buy something for her that she requested, then she won't eat it, and I'll eat, then a month later, she'll ask where they went.
For example, she wanted some Reese's cups, so I bought a pack of six individual ones.
"I'm putting them in the candy dish, so you don't miss them."
"Ok, thanks."
Next day, I eat one, as I figure I'm entitled to three of them. The following day, I eat another one, and the third day, I eat a third one.
Then they sit for a week, and another week, and I say to myself, "Self, she has obviously changed her mind about these, so help yourself," and I eat the remaining g three over the next three days.
A week, another week...
"Hey, what happened to my Reese's cups?!"
"You mean the ones I bought like six weeks ago? You weren't eating them, so I ate them."
"I was gonna eat those!"
So then I buy more, and it starts all over again.
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