I can sort all the problems. Proja muffin with Kaymak and wild strawberry jam from Serbia. It's was to celibate Novaks winning Wimbledon.Ah - the jam first then the cream. There is much argument about which way round: the cream tea dilemma. Traditionally, it has been that people in Devon spread clotted cream on the scone, then finish with a dollop of jam, while the Cornish tradition does the reverse, with jam going first and clotted cream on top.
There is also argument about how to pronounce scone... to rhyme with gone or with bone? Its a North/South and class divide!