Last night's offering was Woodforde's Conquest Imperial Lager (4.5%), a rather militaristic sounding name that suggests something a bit more powerful than mid-strength.
"What!" readers expostulate, "lager in the Mallard Tavern? What is going on? Are they turning into lagerducks?"
Well, no. I don't have any objection to lager per se; it is simply a style of beer. What I do object to is freezing cold, gassy bilge that is mass-produced in vast quantities for people with no taste buds. Nor do I enjoy the bland offerings of bog-standard Eurolager that prevails across this (and other) continents.
There is no reason at all why a lager beer shouldn't have flavour and taste. Conquest doesn't do too badly, having a citrus hop note and a slightly zesty tang. It's quite a crisp and refreshing beer, though it could perhaps do with a little more zing to it. Infinitely better, however, than what the licensed swill factories churn out.