Last night's "meal" was a hilarious disaster.
Earlier, I'd purchased a tube of Pillsbury pizza dough, just because I needed a third Pillsbury item to use a coupon.
Pillsbury tube doughs are notoriously horrible, but I thought I could do some kind of acceptable cheater stromboli or calzones or something with it.
I finally landed on the idea of two festive-shaped pizzas - a snowman white pizza for the wife and a triangular pesto pizza for me. I even went to the trouble to cut out little ornament shapes from peppers, etc.
Well, Pillsbury pizza dough, when un-tubed, is in a rectangle, and that's the shape it wants to be in. What I should have done was just stretched and rolled it into a larger rectangle and cut shapes from that, but instead, I cut it into pieces and tried to re-ball the pieces, and that dough was having none of that.
I didn't get pics, but the wife's snowman looked like he'd been through some sort of mangler, very Dali-like.
My triangular tree - that looked exactly like a pair of g-string/thong underpants - festive, indeed!
I may revisit this before the holidays are over, but MrsTasty was a little traumatized munching on an accident-victim snowman (at least there was no red sauce) while watching me go to work on some cheesy green panties.